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fishingboatproceeds: So I own or co-own a few businesses that have experienced varying degrees of success. I am in the educational video business, and the book-writing business, and the merchandise distribution business, and the conference running business, and the making YouTube…
javert: I received this link http://www.luls4.me/rape-box_39.htm as what I assume to be a submission in my inbox sometime last night and while I am not going to click it and I am probably going to block whoever sent it (I can’t tell who sent it though, but there is an option to block them) I was just wondering if anyone else got things like this in their inbox I just got this submission, too.
unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
commanderinqueef: donkeykongcountry2: donkeykongcountry2: i just think that we should all follow the bible word for word
pubicles: deppparty: leddeppelin: roses are johnny depp violets are johnny depp depp johnny depp What a beautiful poem By Tim Burton
"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I...
I know that this is the internet, and we’re all anonymous and all that, but...– Neil Gaiman (via wilwheaton)
videohall: Cat receiving signals from another planet > Pretty sure that’s morse code for iadhjfioajfgy
How to make your dreams come true:
cloysterbell: 1. Make a graham cracker crust. 2. Make some cookie dough. 3. Make some cheesecake batter. 4. Put globs of cookie dough in the cheesecake batter. 5. Pour into a springform. 6. Top with more cookie dough. 7. Bake that shit for 40 minutes at 350 degrees fahrenheit. If patient, go to next step. If you don’t give a fuck, skip directly to step 9. 8. Let chill in...
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
5evamore: when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
BREAKING NEWS!! Joss Whedon to bring S.H.I.E.L.D....
fuckyeahjosswhedon: ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss Whedon To Co-Write & Possibly Direct The series will be written/directed by Joss Whedon, with his brother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen also on board!!!! BEST NEWS OF THE YEAR!!!
galifianafuck: the queen, ladies and gentlemen ...
skankpatrol: Can we cuddle? In just our underwear, so our skin can touch? Can I hold you while you wrap yourself around me? I’ll play with your hair and drag my fingertips across your skin. I’ll peck at your neck while you giggle and tell me to stop. I’ll start nibbling on your neck a bit harder. You’ll watch in horror as i transform into a great white shark. I’ll then proceed to bite down on...
gingerhaze: I actually don’t remember the quote “The fire rises, brother” being said in The Dark Knight Rises, so I’m having trouble hearing it in Bane’s voice. I keep hearing it in Desmond from LOST’s voice. “THE FIRE RISES, BROTHAH”